I got home from work last night after 7 o’clock – it had been a long day.
Me: (in pajamas within 3 minutes of walking in the door, flops on the couch)
John: I’m grilling that steak – come outside and sit with me.
John: Come on, we can sit in our chairs on the patio – it’s nice out.
Me: *DOUBLE GROAN*
John: Come on! You can drink wine…
Me: (perks a bit) …will you pour it for me?
John: (30 seconds later, brings a LARGE tumbler of wine as I’ve remained totally motionless on the couch)
Me: I love you so much right now.