C: So, girl downstairs wearing a loose-fitting, majorly off-the-shoulder blouse. Work appropriate?
G: Off-the-shoulder is only appropriate on a sweatshirt in music videos circa 1983.
Says the chick dressed like a flight attendant, so take with the appropriate-sized grain of salt.
C: I've been waiting for the appropriate time to come by and ask for a bag of pretzels.
G: I probably would not have gotten it – I’d have opened my snack drawer and started poking around.
G: And then you would have made a snide remark.
And I'd have given you the finger.
And you would have clutched your pearls and gasped.
C: Sooooo, pretty much like every other day.
G: Pretty much.