I have a bag on my desk.

Inside that bag are Girl Scout cookies: 4 boxes of Samoas/Caramel Delites.

I have no cash today, and don’t keep a checkbook anymore, so they aren’t yet paid for.

I’ve told myself that I can’t eat any until they are purchased and therefore rightfully mine.

Everywhere I turn, the bag is still in my line of vision.

I’ve even tried to place the bag behind me, but it continues to mock me.

I may be forced to eat some. Just to shut them up.

I’ll show you who’s boss!!!!!