I have spent the last couple of hours building and carefully formatting, tweaking, and perfecting a spreadsheet. I have bars and shapes and a key denoting 12 different color codes. Everything is spaced Just So; it is perfection. I can't begin to tell you how much it pleases me to have built this (and yes, I have been saving obsessively). An awesome spreadsheet, sad as that may sound to some, is probably the best thing - perhaps the only good thing - to come out of today. I'll take my Happies where I can get them.

Just 10 hours of this stinky Monday left - WOO-HOO!