Me: (listening to music and playing Scrabble in my jammy-jams)
John: Come on, we need to go to the store for cat food and stuff.
Me: I don't want to.
John: COME ON, you said you'd go with me!
Me: YOU ARE SO MEAN.
John: What are you talking about?
Me: You make me put on pants! And go places! Where there are people! GOD!
Me: (Comes out of the bedroom 5 minutes later; I am now wearing all appropriate under- and outer-garments)
John: (Watching Family Feud like an old man)
Me: Let's go.
John: But I'm watching Family Feud!
Me: OH MY GOD!
John: Ok, next commercial.