Me: (on the computer)
John pokes his head in the back door: "Hey!"
J: "Come look at this?"
G: "What is it? Do I *want* to see it?"
J: "Uh, yeah!"
G: "Is it gross?"
J: "No, just come out here."
G: (puts shoes on, follows him outside)
J: "Come over here [to the smoldering remnants of the brush pile] and look at this."
G: "What? What is it?"
J: "Just come over here! Come. Here."
G: "What the hell is it?"
J: (poking a stick in the ashes) "Come on, where is he now?"
G: "WHERE IS WHO?"
J: "Here he is. It's a snake! Look at him!"
G: (running away)"AAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL!"
Snake: (pissed off)
G: "What kind of snake is that?"
J: "I don't know. What should I do with him?"
G: "LEAVE HIM OUTSIDE, OH MY GOD."