I have already eaten two deep-fried cream cheese puffs.
I really want another one.
Because they are amazing and I am starving.
But then John will come home and see that I've eaten three all by myself in 10 minutes.
But if I eat *all* of them, he won't have to know that I even ordered any.
But then I will be That Woman Who Ate Half A Dozen Deep Fried Cream Cheese Puffs Alone In Her Pajamas At 6 On A Weeknight.
OH MY GOD, THE PRESSURE.