Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon says her multiple procedures were a "well-thought out career move." And: "Heidi sees herself as the new Marilyn Monroe — she sees the need for a new blonde starlet in Hollywood and she wants to fill that void." [Radar Online, via Jezebel]
Right, because there is a total shortage of bleach-blonde, vapid, plastic, needy women in entertainment. OF COURSE.