Whataburger has sent me an email, encouraging me to celebrate Valentine's Day by dining in their fine establishment and having a Patty Melt Whatameal, buy one, get one free.
"Yes, love is in the air at Whataburger, and it smells a whole lot like melted cheese and grilled onions."
OMG IT TOTALLY DOES!
P.S. I totally love a good patty melt, but John, if you think you can get away with that for date night, you, sir, are sorely mistaken.