A text message exchange from Friday night:
To: John [at Wal-Mart, solo]
Also need flour: regular and GOLD MEDAL self-rising
there are some people buying flasks
AWESOME. Hey see if they have Lady Flasks.
there is also 3 dudes & a chick w/ faces painted like bad clowns. no shit!
wtf! TAKE PICS
YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME
P.S. Yes, I submitted to People Of Wal-Mart