Gin: I'm going to have business cards printed
And they will be blank, except for my name, and underneath:
And when people ask for my card
i will hand it to them
And they will read it
And by the time they get to "ninja"
They will look up, and I will have disappeared
And then they will know.
!THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!: You did not just make that up.
Gin: I swear to God I did.
!THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!: Shut up.
Gin: I PROMIS I JUST MADE THAT UP
I SWEAR ON WEE KITTEN GEORGE'S LIFE
!THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!: You win today.
Gin: BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.