I have been terribly busy today. Obviously.

Note: !THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS! is my friend C. I just changed his IM handle to !THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS! on my friends list because I found it much more entertaining. Imagine if in the middle of a horrid workday, a window popped up with a message from !THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!. Wouldn't that non sequitur make your day a little bit better? I think it would.

[14:33]

Gin: I'm going to have business cards printed

And they will be blank, except for my name, and underneath:

[14:34]

Gin: Ninja/Badass

And when people ask for my card

i will hand it to them

And they will read it

And by the time they get to "ninja"

They will look up, and I will have disappeared

And then they will know.

!THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!: You did not just make that up.

[14:35]

Gin: I swear to God I did.

!THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!: Shut up.

Gin: I PROMIS I JUST MADE THAT UP

I SWEAR ON WEE KITTEN GEORGE'S LIFE

!THAT'S A LOT OF TACOS!: You win today.

[14:36]

Gin: BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.