Out with the old...?

So I'm tired of this blog layout.

This was just the one I liked the best of what Blogger offered at the time. I have never been that wild about it. I don't even like aqua, lime green, or orange, much less altogether as featured colors on my little corner of the internet, but I'm kind of a sucker for polka dots (In moderation! Geometric patterns, like alcohol and hair product, should be used responsibly). I also want to change my blog name. "Gin Is Juiced", I...have no idea where that came from. A sad, sad take on "Gin and Juice" I guess, but

1. I don't even like Snoop Dogg
2. I have never had gin (though I do like juice...unless, wait, is that drugs or something?)
3. My mind is rarely on my money, nor is money on my mind

I'd like something new and cute, and I have no idea where to start. This is where you, my chickens, come in and tell me where to go and what to do, and make fun of me for not knowing how to just fix it myself. There are many things I am good at - if you need a partner for a karaoke duet of "Say, Say, Say", someone to make inappropriate whispered jokes about that one chick's ugly whore shoes at your next staff meeting, or homemade baked goods, I am there with bells on, my friend - but HTML is sadly not on my list of strengths (impressive as it is).

Wanted: A New Look and a New Name
Won't you please, please help me?






















"NUJV!"