- One of my classes was taught by a perky, blonde teacher - among her classroom decorations was a large pink heart, which read "COMMUNISM".
- As I was waking up this morning, I was trying desperately to remember my class schedule (which was featured prominently). The only one I can recall now is my first period of the day: "Dream Wedding", an elective sponsored by Pampered Chef. Julie G. was in my class.
WHAT THE EFF HAVE I BEEN SMOKING.