Heh.

In my cube, we’re looking at hospital pics of a family that just welcomed their 4^th son.

Coworker 1: “Wow, that is a beautiful family – they look so young!”

Coworker 2: “They all eat really healthy – all organic, and they don’t drink.”

Coworker 1: “Ah, it’s that clean living.”

Me: “Yeah, but dirty livin’ is worth it.”