Hello, my chickens!

Sorry for the dead air the past several days; I was Austining Friday through the weekend, was sick with some kind of stomach bug or food poisoning Monday, and spent yesterday, and still today, playing catch-up and combating waves of nausea. (On the only plus side of spending the past few days becoming well-acquainted with my bathroom, I believe I have dropped a pants size. Still not worth it, though.)

ARGH!

I started typing this post at 9 this morning, and now it’s nearly 4 and it’s still not really anything (damn you, work!), but I would feel really bad not posting anything for an entire week, so HERE, YOU CAN EAT THIS OR GO TO BED HUNGRY, YOUNG LADY!